At Halloween--Why Pumpkins are Better than Men

1. They're always there on the front porch waiting for you.
2. No matter what mood you are in, they always greet you with a big smile!
3. Every year, a whole new crop to choose from.
4. One makes better pie.
5. If you don't like his looks you can just carve him a new face!
6. If he starts smelling up the place, you can always just toss him in the street.
7. Squash is a source of beta-carotene and that's good for you.
8. You know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head from the get go.
9. A pumpkin's only turned on when you want him to be.

thank you ash for the halloween card...its fabulous