Lindsay Beth Yolanda Laverne Boyer

Lindsay Lindsay she's so smart
She's so smart I wanna fart

She can help you have no fear
In fact my peeps lets give a cheer!!

I have to say she's one fine sista
In fact right now I'd gladly Kissha...lol

She's so funny and quite the hoot
There's no way she'd get the boot

When I need her she's always there
Even though she's got bright orange hair

Lindsay Beth is as sweet as candy
in most regards she's even dandy

She's the sister I've always had
even though she can make me mad

as i finish up my jingle
just want to say she makes my heart tingle