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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Life in the Fast Lane

ok my friendly friends! life in the fast lane. here goes the listing.

While Skiing
1. Ski patrol can be fun when you get to go down headfirst. Kinda makes you wanna puke though.
2. When you go skiing with an orthopedic, you get good drugs.
3. Airplane bathrooms are not handicap friendly.
4. And when they say handicapped bathrooms...they really are just kidding.
5. Dramamine (sp) is a Godsend.
6. Wheelchairs can be fun....until you get to Savannah.

Things I learned in Savannah
1. It's not handicap friendly.
2. You teachers will be mean and of course go on a walking tour of the squares. While of course you get to crutch around and try to keep up. IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
3. I wanted my mom...thats an understatement.
4. The bus driver will do a donut at some point.
5. The homeless trumpet player was well entertained by 20 drunk college students playing "name that tune"
6. No girls named Chelsea are ever allowed to buy anyone drinks ever again.
7. Don't go with friends, they only get the bar to start chanting your name, and in return, you must chug...the drink that Chelsea bought.

over all....ive had a crappy couple of weeks. the leg os broken, surgery will happen (although the ash is refering to me as dead man walking...which is kinda funny coming from bionic woman) the phone is totally M.I.A. but there's one thing i can always count on. It's the friends thing. So thanks to all of you out there who have done one thing or another during my time of need. and sorry if i have inconvienced anyone, but just know that it goes greatly appreciated. i love love love you guys.