seriously...

sorry guys that dog has been getting old for some time now. anyways so im keeping the boys for a week and we have already had some funny stories about periods and testicles. who knew right? But sadly i will have to leave them on sunday and go to the other end of chattanooga (otherwise known as Emerald point) to make sure the cousins get off to school in one piece. so basically i will not have slept in my bed from friday sept 22nd-sunday oct 8th. Good Grief charlie brown just plain ol good grief.

soooo i got my first bladder infection this weekend. and boy did it suck. The constant urge to pee is no fun. but the little meds that they give you do wonders to your urine. wonders big enough to freak out the kids that you babysit for. Theres not like screaming hey come here and look in the toilet....i have neon orange pee. the only toilet story that could beat that is if there was like some astronomical poo or something. now thats hot!

oh so have i told you guys that im kinda sorta being stalked....now not like watch through the bedroom window follow me to school old fashioned stalking. no im talking about this GIRL...yes i said girl. this girl has taken it upon herself to make my life miserable. What kind of urchin creature does something like that? I mean just because i dated a guy before her doesnt make me a bad person....or does it? yes my friends i have been receiving messages over the internet. she has gone out of her way to create myspace/facebook---or her friends facebook accounts to contact me. tell me thats not creepy. see this is where it crosses the line...am i seriously going to have to get rid of my accounts because someone doesnt like me? thats riCOCKulous. ahh yes my rantings are over i suppose. im just tired of it all. i havent responded to the messages and though they arent "threatening" they are totally uncalled for. girls are so stupid.

whatever though. mom says to call the internet police. as if there was such a thing.