hey ash..this ones for you :)

so i have learned what sickle-cell anemia is...

its when some of the red blood cells say, "fuck you" to the other red blood cells. "i dont want to be like you, i want to be lazy and not carry oxygen and then im going to stop all you other red blood cells from doing it too. so why be normal when you can be sickle-shaped?"

Ash: sara you are a real friend. you are a trooper
Sara: i know...
2 minutes later, Sara: i am NOT a car

so B.Y.O.WE you slut lily.