top ten leprechaun complaints

10. They find a certain cereal to be neither magical nor delicious.

9. Even with the seat down, they keep falling into the toilet.

8. Santa's elves are always stealing their women.

7. It's hard to hold your whiskey when you're built like a 4 year-old.

6. After you've heard "Top o' the mornin'" a few thousand times, you'd kill for a plain old hello.

5. Pots o' gold aren't worth all that much after taxes.

4. It's not easy to outrun a riding mower.

3. Every time they wash their outfits, the entire load of laundry turns green.

2. YOU try to be cute and whimsical 24/7.

#1. Let's just say they've got the smallest "shillelaghs" you've ever seen!

!!!!oh and thank you ash for the lovely mexican fiesta you gave me in my xmas stocking that i received on march 1st....i hate you...just kidding there nothing but love for ya!!!!