Patio's jingle (version tall, thin, rich, and beautiful)

Here's your danged ole jingle woman...

Patio Patio is oh so tall
that when im around i feel so small

Pat Pat is so thin
shes so thin that its a sin

patio patio is super rich
filthy rich that fabulous bitch

Pat Pat shes so pretty
she so pretty i could grab her titty

Patio Patio is so smart
shes so smart i wanna fart..again

When she sings it brings tears of joy
unless of course she brings a toy

When shes around shes super fun
unless of course she brings a gun

pat pat likes to talk on the tellie
expecially when its with great aunt nellie...bahahahahaha just kidding

I love my mommy with all my heart
so when shes near i hate to part

i love you WO-man