valentine's day oh how i love thee

so most people are pretty pessimistic when it comes to valentines day. why though? the thought of being alone? crap. its all crap. i still say valentine's day is a fun way of sending those that you really love and really matter your own personalized valentines. someone give me a shoebox and wrapping paper please.

ok so reasons why valentines day can be good when alone:
1. VD's are nowhere to be found
2. you dont have to worry about anything 9 months down the road.
3. screw spending money on someone else....its all about ME.
4. you can always send flowers to yourself...no one will ever know.
5. seriously though, with all the bitching going on about valentines day, most of your friends will be single too.
6. if all else fails, go out to a nice place pretend to be stood up and someone will feel sorry for you and buy your meal and drinks....who knows maybe it was love after all!!!
7. and if you cant think of anything else to do....well i do take gifts in all shapes and sizes. if you must go out and buy something then send it my way...i certainly dont mind.

i love valentine's day, ive spent valentine's day both single and taken...its just another day chumps just another day!