ashwee's memorable moments of our year in the willage

1. sara, you might be a trooper, but you are not a car.
2. You might be a tagalong, but you are not a girl scout cookie.
3. do you know anyone with a "cold nose"
4. Ashley you are such a slut-lily
5. What is sickle-cell anemia?
6. LOTROFAN...YOU-A-DORK
7. That's sex on a stick right there
8. How long does the average person spend in the bathroom during their lifetime?
9. Welcome to our WILLAGE...all willagers welcome
10. 50 cent taco night..watch out for cheesy tacos dude.
11. If you were gay, that'd be ok
12. ok, so i know im not the cutest...but damn look at her
13. wook at me sawa, wook at me
14. you coldcocked me.....hahahaha
15. wanna go to dave and busters?
16. Has your dog ever taken a crap on your kitchen table?
17. damn mexicans and the picture machine at walmart
18. who wants to know their horoscope?
19. dont get raped, pilaged, murdered, stolen or lost dude.
20. Wanna go in the limbo?
21. How bout....
22. if we were running from an ax murderer in the woods, and you fell and twisted your ankle...id come back for you...


there are so many more....hahahahaha this one is all for you ashwee