ok so im guessing its time for a new post

nothing new to expand upon these days. just school, school, and more school. if you havent guessed already school started this past monday and so far, one of my professors so kindly sang for us (yikes shes a terrible singer) and yes i got to play musical chairs today!!!! nothing wrong with that.

not sure what the roomies are up to. actually nikki went home to seymour and ashley is doing something somewhere with someone. im not too sure. all i know is that im at the bradleys.

but anyways i guess im going to be on my merry way so later tators

call a cab...

ok so the ash and i had a rather eventful evening last night!!! includes: taco mac, the lookouts game, the tequila factory, and midtown. and all involved free drinks so who's complaining?

the highlights of last night:

1: if i were a lesbian ash, i would so date you.

2: i so could not rob a bank...because i dont like women.

3: Sara: i am not a girl scout cookie. Billy: really? thats a shame because i love to eat brownies.

4: Stacy: most people put umbrellas in their drinks, but we put drinks in our umbrellas (in reference to the cheap wine stolen from the parked charter bus...lol)

5: ASHLEY HAD A DRINK!!! but it doesnt count because it was free...shhhh dont tell the Man!!

6: Here's to the gross man!!

7: Sara: Ash you complete me. Ash: you complete me 2!!!

8: Ash's new pickup line...(in reference to the hot scouts with the radar gun) Hey, you wanna see how fast I am?

9: Here is a public thank you to Lauren Porter because she called for a taxi cab!!! Thanks Lauren, and sorry Adam.

and there are so many more...but thats for a later post love ya mean guys!!!

trash cans freaking suck

ok so yes i hit a city of chattanooga garbage can (big giant bitchin things) oh going like 50 mph tonight on my way home from the bonvallets.!! yeah go me...ok so i didnt mean to. like i was telling bobalicious tonight i was going back home and traveling south on hwy 58 and there is sat right in my lane. it was either hit the garbage can or another car. i chose the garbage can.

ok so my car hates me now. we might have to get a divorce. my car ia so totally pissed that i scratched him up (and a slight dent) and broke the reflector in the right headlight...but i keep telling him it would have been much worse had i hit another car... but my poor car doesnt understand.

as the evening progresses im finding it more and more comical, so come on and join in the laughter that i hit a damn garbage can.

i love my sister because...

not only is she smart but shes pretty too

she is the only one that knows how to fix my hormonal ipod

she understands my infatuation with Pupp E. Dogg and knows that i will never part with him.

shes a blast to party with.

even though she works like a bitch and i never get to talk to her, she still knows how to kick back

she enjoys college football too!!!!

she helps me deal with mom sometimes (ok so most of the time)

she used to climb in the crib with me and read go dog go

even though i tried to torture her cat by picking her up by the tail, she still forgave me. although the foxy roxie never did.

she laughs when i puke in hotel rooms

she would drive home to see me if someone was mean to me

she holds grudges just like me :)

she has signed every last one of my casts

she still lets me sleep with her on christmas eve. like even when shes married its going to be move over buddy...hahah

shes taught me everything i will ever need to know!!!! and because shes my sister duh

on mowing the lawn...

ok so who thought they would see the day that sara allison boyer would mow the lawn?? because i sure as hell didnt. but it has happened. it was a momentous occasion and yes it blows goats. i hate it. and i want dad to dig up my yard and put astroturf down, but of course he wont (he doesnt love me enough...lol)

anyways tomorrow is my last official day with the boys because they go back to school on the 15th....poosh, i mean ill have them throughout the school year because i know my good friends the bonvallets would not let me go unemployed, they sure are nice for that!!!

going camping....woohoo

surprised to hear from me lindsay lindsay bobinzy bananafana fofinzy me my mominzy lindsay? thats what i thought :) anyways im going camping today and i thuper exthited!!! would it get annoying if i typed as though i had a lisp? i would hate to have the name ethel thayer...sounds like im lisping.

anyways camping, going to townsend this weekend for one last getaway for the summer!! so its going to be grand!!!

the internet is my friend now!!!

ok so im getting internet in my new home on saturday yeah, so i will be updating many mnay more times than i have this summer. so sorry to all those who have been wanting to hear from me but there really hasnt been much going on. Other than my voice acting funny, mom said i was going through puberty, but something tells me that has already happened seeing that im 21 and all!! anyways still babysitting my life away. but good news to the world, sara is being introduced to camping tomorrow. yes i, sara boyer, will be camping for my very first time. The ash and i are going to go camping this weekend so it should be soooo much fun.

in other news deanna banana is still working all the time, and we dont know how this matt thing is going to work out. im starting to wonder.

ok so school is going to start on the 22nd for me, it shouldnt be too bad, and i only have classes on tuesdays and thursday, so a 4 day weekend for say-ray!!! yeah. hey i can go on lots of little road trips, and i think that the ash doesnt have classes on fridays either so i will have a road trip buddy.