christmas only a month too late...

so i just got my package packed, taped, and ready for shipping. it should finally be on its way to the big CS, TX come monday. which to my sister really means friday. well i will show her sorry butt. that bitch is going out tomorrow. sadly lindz i wanted to get you something else but they were out of stock. meh, whatever...

in other news yeah i have no other news. life was as dull as dull could have gotten this weekend. i worked at the shop and then babysat some. yeah pretty dull. i did however have a fabulous fun shopping day with my mom....yeah lindz dont get too jealous i got to go bra shopping with her. anyways mom and i go shopping and my undergarments and shoes cost just as much as my bridesmaids dress. yikes....whoever wished they had big boobs well you are just an idiot. and not only did i get a lovely strapless number im also going to get to wear a fair share of boob tape. YEEEOUCHHHHHH i think id rather eat boiled buffalo testicles than pull off some boobie tape. they say beauty=pain, i say beauty can kiss it.

this weeks top whatever...

1. Getting sung to on bended knee at the station house
2. The waiter at J Alexanders telling us we were easy.
3. John Talledega Nights
4. The boob grabbing
5. Bobby puking at my house.....AGAIN (at least he made it outside this time)
6. The skin of the grapes coming straight from the vineyard while the waiter squished them with his feet.
7. see above....it really was a good glass of wine
8. Alexis winning 20 dollars from the scratch off lottery. it was her virgin run at it.
9. Alexis doing the tiger crawl at TARGET.
10. The stripper pole book that Re-Re and I bought for Alexis at Barnes & Noble. Yeah you should definitely check out the See-Saw move.
11. Sleeping until 1:30 every single day.
12. Partying til 5am EVERDAY.
13. Having zero dollars afterwards and a hangover to show.
14. Being crushed and melted in the parking lot at Chili's
15. And finally Lexi Jane's "nub"

yeah so this week/weeekend has been so super fun. i really think my girls need to move to chattanooga. ok or we should all move somewhere together. i love you guys and cant wait to see you again!!!

i love...

my sissy

thats enough for one post. that says a lot!