100 things you may (or may not know) about yours truly:

1. I'm double jointed in my hands.
2. I live to LIE out.
3. I have lots of mirrors and I'm proud of it.
4. I enjoy painting.
5. One day I will make millions.
6. I wear flip-flops year round.
7. I wear my flip-flops until they break.
8. I am like a fish out of water.
9. I use $15.00 hairspray...and it's amazing stuff.
10. I can make my hair news reporter worthy with curlers.
11. I drink anything but gin.
12. I don't like pizza.
13. I enjoy the smell of gasoline (except that time I spilled it all over Bobby. Sorry.)
14. I wear more black than Goth kids. However, I'm not Goth.
15. Ultra skinny people freak me out.
16. I still sleep with a stuffed dog.
17. One day soon I will make it to Memphis to see my friend Matt's band play.
18. After working out I like to lie face down on the air vent.
19. I enjoy lying in cancer beds.
20. I despise hot tomatoes, corn, and lima beans
21. My favorite flowers are tulips.
22. I love the kids that I baby-sit for like they were my own.
23. 23 was my number when I played at Ole Miss.
24. I tend to get up right when my alarm goes off.
25. I get angry when I wake up 2 minutes before my alarm is set to go off.
26. I've had plastic surgery.
27. In fact I've had 6 surgeries all together not counting my wisdom teeth. (2 knee, 2 elbow, an appendectomy, and my boobs)
28. Socks and I don't get along.
29. I don't like the smell of powder fresh deo.
30. I tend to order the same things at restaurants.
31. I will drive my car until the day it dies.
32. I use a mixture of cheap and expensive make-up.
33. My sister got me the coolest Sephora kit for Christmas.
34. My cell phone is red.
35. I own 5 things from Tiffany's
36. I love getting the little Blue Box.
37. My Chanel Sunglasses are real.
38. I love getting pedicures
39. I skip class sometimes and don't think a thing about it.
40. Postsecret.com cracks me up
41. When I get bored I tend to highlight my hair.
42. I laugh every time Matt says that he's perfect.
43. Contrary to popular belief...I do like to read.
44. I love banana popsicles.
45. I screen my calls.
46. I make fun of stupid people.
47. I can write my name backwards in cursive but only with my left hand.
48. I sing Christmas carols in July.
49. Every Christmas season I drive down Memphis Ave. to see the tacky lights at least twice a week.
50. Sometimes I straighten my hair when it's completely wet.
51. I enjoy putting Elmer's school glue all over my hands, rubbing it in, waiting for it to dry, and then pealing it off.
52. I think it's repulsive when people drive around without shirts on.
53. I think the TV in my Living Room is from 1975.
54. My birthday is my favorite time of year!
55. I wish I took more pictures.
56. I think the name Macaroni-n-Cheese for a Crayola crayon is gay.
57. I've never owned a car that wasn't a standard.
58. I can't use certain laundry detergents because I break out in hives.
59. I have more clothes in my closet than I know what to do with.
60. I hate taking down Christmas trees.
61. I can get you out of most any situation.
62. I withhold information.
63. I can keep secrets until the day I die.
64. I tend to listen really well, but I give crappy advice.
65. I hate to journal.
66. I'm training for a triathlon in August.
67. I love winter because there are no bugs.
68. Bugs think I'm sweet because I get eaten alive in the summertime.
69. I'm afraid of dirty dishes.
70. I'd rather lick a toilet bowl clean than do yard work.
71. I think goat is a funny word.
72. I lose more bobby pins than any person I know.
73. I can write people out of my life faster than you can say what?
74. I have had the same toe ring since 7th grade. There's a permanent indention.
75. When I was little I thought Pearl Harbor was a drunken woman.
76. I enjoy sitting in the dark.
77. I made myself throw up once to see what it was like to be bulimic. It only happened once.
78. I love my new Mac.
79. I hate the smell of Bradford Pear Trees.
80. I'm ready to move out west.
81. I enjoy things with a straight edge. Squares are my favorite.
82. I hate the month of August because there aren't any holidays.
83. I don't think Disney is the happiest place on Earth.
84. I have burned every ex-bf's things except one. First loves will always be first loves.
85. I hate squirrels with a fiery passion. I would run them over and eat them with gravy if it were legal.
86. I think that if you own anything pink it just makes life a little better.
87. I was a vegetarian for 2 years.
88. IKEA=true love.
89. I love to sleep with the windows open when its 25 degrees outside. I curl up in my down comforter.
90. I hate that my nails won't grow long.
91. I'm addicted to Q-tips. It's pathetic.
92. Rubber Duky did always make bath time fun.
93. I rarely sneeze more than 2 times at a time.
94. I jumped off an 80-foot cliff when my boyfriend at the time wouldn't.
95. I used to snorkel in the bathtub when I was little.
96. One day I will be a beer pong champion like KG.
97. I've slacked more this semester than ever.
98. Placement of keys on a keyboard baffles me.
99. I've purposely super glued my fingers together…man was I an idiot.
100. Lastly, I can text like it's my job.