ok so its been awhile

like i said its been some time, but thats ok, im here now and thats all that matters. i havent really been up to much except taking tests and stupid things like that. yolanda laverne came home over easter and we had a grand time. complete with birthday festivities of course!!!! i got and ipod and its the shit. her name is petunia and she is such a pretty pink color.

ok so my birthday really is in like 5 days from now which is pretty cool, deanna wants to take me to k-town to go line dancing and all i have to say to that is....your driving my friend...your driving. well im pretty excited but its kinda going to suck because im going to have to sit for like 3 hours at the d.m.v just to get my pretty picture taken. but itll be well worth it!!!

im still up because the ash is forcing me to stay awake with her while she writes her paper. i guess because im sooooo much entertainment.

spring cleaning

so the ash and i cleaned the willage today. i mean like cleaned cleaned it. so now i cant find anything like my hairbrush, of course i have like 12 of them but i cant find the one that i really want to use.

then deanna and i are headed to the mall because neither one of us know what we want for our birthdays. so we are going to take notes on what the other one thinks is cute. great way to shop!!

then ash and i are headed to the tanning bed because we all know that im going to have to keep the tan going. and maybe then go to ichiban, nothing like some jap food to top the evening off.

Crisis adverted

i cleaned patio's house for her (well not for free of course because as we all know i can be bought) i am my mothers daughter :) and then i came back to the willage!! as i was lying here talking to jody i soon realized that ben and felicia have left today and i might need to feed some animals before it gets dark!! so i head up the mountain and get to the aunt and uncles house and there are no dogs the gate is wide open...so at this point i start to panic and im like what the hell am i going to do? so i try calling everyone i know because ben didnt tell me where they were going. so i finally call my grandmother or as i like to call her mi(squared) she then tells me that they have gone to the cabin and they took the dogs with them....hello someone could have told me a little sooner than this....so basically im just stuck with a cat so its not that bad. CRISIS ADVERTED :)

HAPPY ST. O'BOYERS DAY!!!

ok so im not irish but its fun to pretend for a day!!! i wore green today so that counts!!! but i think st o'boyers day should be represented by the color pink...its a much better color. who wears green anyway? apparently only red heads look good in green but its only because it compliments their locks. but the ash despises the color green. we should make a movie, kinda like the color purple...only green.

do you really realize how hard it is to buy green ribbon at walmart on st patties day at 2 am? it was a giant fiasco. it was 48 cents damnit.

did you miss me?

ok so im back from spring break, and darn it. West palm was great!! and warm unlike this dreary, icky cold place i had to come back to. its only wednesday and ive already had two tests....poosh on that. what are teachers really thinking? who gives a test after SB? like i studied...well actually i did because im turning into a dork i think. but dorks are good in some ways i suppose. they are meaningful right? dorks serve a purpose....to be dorky...

alright alright im not really a dork, but sometimes id like to be because being popular is such hard work.

ok so tomorrow is st patties day, whoooohoooooo!! everyone get drunk on green beer...or as john would say, "why dont you just drink irish beer instead of dying it green?"...well mr. knoke... because whats the fun in that? so dee and i are going to dye everything we eat and drink tomorrow green, because i so want to see if i can pee and poop green, that would be the shit wouldnt it? *no pun intended*

strange days

ok so ive had a couple of strange days lately...

i got a weird phone call from a certain someone who i dont really like to name, he asked me to meet him and so i was nice and did because he said he needed a "real" friend to talk to,"someone who will listen" (but i thought to be a "real" friend you actually had to talk to them in the past 4 years, but whatever.) so like i said i was nice and went to meet him. instead of bringing in my purse and having him steal money out of it for drugs or something like that i decided to just bring in my liscence (for identification purposes of course...in case he decided to hack my brains out and eat them or something...at least you would know who i WAS.) but weird thing i lost my liscence and there are real nice people in this world who do return things....isnt that sweet?

yes i know ill get lectured for doing this, and i realize that if i thought someone was going to kill me that i REALLY shouldnt go, but hey im still alive and kicking and like 34 days to my bday so i was not going to pay for another liscence.

top ten leprechaun complaints

10. They find a certain cereal to be neither magical nor delicious.

9. Even with the seat down, they keep falling into the toilet.

8. Santa's elves are always stealing their women.

7. It's hard to hold your whiskey when you're built like a 4 year-old.

6. After you've heard "Top o' the mornin'" a few thousand times, you'd kill for a plain old hello.

5. Pots o' gold aren't worth all that much after taxes.

4. It's not easy to outrun a riding mower.

3. Every time they wash their outfits, the entire load of laundry turns green.

2. YOU try to be cute and whimsical 24/7.

#1. Let's just say they've got the smallest "shillelaghs" you've ever seen!

!!!!oh and thank you ash for the lovely mexican fiesta you gave me in my xmas stocking that i received on march 1st....i hate you...just kidding there nothing but love for ya!!!!