Life in the Fast Lane

ok my friendly friends! life in the fast lane. here goes the listing.

While Skiing
1. Ski patrol can be fun when you get to go down headfirst. Kinda makes you wanna puke though.
2. When you go skiing with an orthopedic, you get good drugs.
3. Airplane bathrooms are not handicap friendly.
4. And when they say handicapped bathrooms...they really are just kidding.
5. Dramamine (sp) is a Godsend.
6. Wheelchairs can be fun....until you get to Savannah.

Things I learned in Savannah
1. It's not handicap friendly.
2. You teachers will be mean and of course go on a walking tour of the squares. While of course you get to crutch around and try to keep up. IT DIDNT HAPPEN.
3. I wanted my mom...thats an understatement.
4. The bus driver will do a donut at some point.
5. The homeless trumpet player was well entertained by 20 drunk college students playing "name that tune"
6. No girls named Chelsea are ever allowed to buy anyone drinks ever again.
7. Don't go with friends, they only get the bar to start chanting your name, and in return, you must chug...the drink that Chelsea bought.

over all....ive had a crappy couple of weeks. the leg os broken, surgery will happen (although the ash is refering to me as dead man walking...which is kinda funny coming from bionic woman) the phone is totally M.I.A. but there's one thing i can always count on. It's the friends thing. So thanks to all of you out there who have done one thing or another during my time of need. and sorry if i have inconvienced anyone, but just know that it goes greatly appreciated. i love love love you guys.

This is Funny Guys

Your Birthdate: April 5

You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others. Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy. Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas. Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges. Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom Your power color: Tangerine Your power symbol: Ace Your power month: May

What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Ouchie!!!

ok so quite possibly the torn ACL and fractured tibia...gotta love skiing!!! at least it was the next to last day!! sadly though, it was the first run of the day...darnit.

the Kiddies and I

loads and loads of snow

and the fun times that follow

oh the montana snow...

Phil wears his goggles at night...

I for one thing can very certainly say, "We never have a dull moment at club 3115!!"

getting in the mood!!!

So here's to my ski trip!!! I can't wait, t-minus 38 hours 12 minutes and some seconds!!!!

and a slight dose of nostalgia

I saw Holly and Fallon today for the first time in oh like 4 years. They were playing at Frost Stadium. Sadly, they lost but a good time was had by all. Jessica, Phil, and myself kicked it with Treena and Chris and i ran into some other parental units as well...but just for my own sake here's some reasons why my friends still kick ass...

1. Fallon: the trees, they are just so....green!!
2. Falling through screen doors on spring break vacations are always something to laugh about.
3. Falling flat on my face while I was playing softball at Ole Miss..and it was caught on tape...and it was sent into Fox's You've Gotta See This...and Chris asking if that was me. OK, I admit it. Yes it was me!! as if the Boyer on the back of the jersey didn't give it away.
4. John T.: Sara got danked in the head!
5. Good ol' club 223 in West Palm...and the Mustang Boys!! And Phil's dyed hair!!
6. The Limo that Ted promised us if we made it to Saturday in the Columbus, OH tourney. Yeah 4 place isnt so bad!! especially when its out of 200 teams.
7. Haley Harper pitching...that was a fun game.
8. Tropical Storm Barry...and the attempted p-sailing/suicide with Cara.
9. Rachael H. "tripping" over first base and couldn't get her arms out of the way.
10. Ted pouring hydrogen peroxide on the massive strawberry on my left leg in atlanta. and me of course screaming bloody murder.

i love my girls!!!

somethings weird here...

ok so i shall start off saying that yes im a slacker, and im really ok with that! i havent posted in a week and its basically because nothing exciting has happened. well other than i got to judge a pancake eating contest on campus. and mad props to my new friend tim (the one i had to count for) he was the winner!!! woohoo, and now hes 75 bucks richer!!! dang i should have entered.

on the flip side...i babysat today! i spent the day at the grocery store with a 5 yr old and a 2 yr old. needless to say we came out of the store with a little more than we bargained for. and God bless the people at Bi-Lo deli...they give away free cookies (where was this nice gesture when i was younger?) but it sure kept cam and lola occupied.

so i got home this evening and found myself in the cleaning mood! yes i know, where is Sara and what have you done with her! im saying the same thing. but i came home and started cleaning. this was 5 oclock people and im still cleaning (but taking a well deserved break at 11ish) so far its 4 1/2 bags of trash...just out of the bedroom too. craziness. madness. INSANE!!! i even tackled the closet! woohoo.

oh and im in love with the ash's straightner...its ultra fabulous!