Penis Envy....Yeah Right

Im just going to have to get straight to the point on this one. So last night I went to help a certain child with a project for school. we ended up spending 10 hours getting this thing ready for presentation. so by the time we get done with said project its only about 1am. so, 1) i didnt want to drive home at 1am, 2) I really didnt want to drive home in the storm, and 3) really why would i when i have my own bed at their house. So as we are getting up from the project area the child is begging his mother if he can sleep in my room with me. and well i dont really care it didnt bother me one iota. so the mom finally caves in and all the sudden i hear this knock on my door.

the child comes in and just crawls into one side of the bed and i get in on the other. and we are lying there in complete silence when all the sudden he peeps up and says, "sara, can i ask you a question." (didnt really give me a choice there did ya buddy) anyways like i always say i have to brace myself for some of these questions and these next few questions that he asked were some doosies.

so i say: Sure ask away
Child: So Sara, What exactly are crabs?
Sara: um like the things that live near the ocean?
Child: um no the other kind of crabs.
Sara: oh, um well its like lice....down there.
Child: Oh ok
Sara: (thinking now....ok crisis adverted)
Child: hey sara?
Sara: yes?
Child: may i ask you another question?
Sara: (oh God)yes???
Child: what is that balloon thing???
Sara: um im not really sure what you are talking about ive never heard of a balloon thing before.
Child: you know that thing that you have to put on before well you know...doing it (and he snickers then)
Sara: OH MY GOD!!! you mean a condom?
Child: yeah yeah thats it!!!
Sara: This is the last time you are sleeping in my bed.

and then he proceeds to ask all about the uses/reasons for a condom. and i of course being the fabulous babysitter that i am, tell him all about them. Awkwardly told but told nevertheless. so, have i told you that i love, I mean really love my job?

And You Thought I Was A Gonner

ok kiddies. the say-ray is back. ill post a pic of the fabulous newly stitch-relieved swollen knee later. As for now there is nothing going on. im stuck at 1002 BPR with no parental supervision...not that its needed, im 22, but hey a girl needs some parental lovin. its day two with them at work and im super bored guys.

Gonna try and go out with the mom and pops tonight but who knows if thats going to happen. that is to say that i can get down the step (yes i said step) outside yet another time.

ill be back later.

Lindsay says "Symbolism"

I say, "horsepoo". and i believe that we are all mad at GA's right now. but we just cant wait for that season finale.

in other news, surgery day is going to finally rear its ugly head in the morning. yes 6:30am will be super early at the hospital. Ok so can someone please tell me that if my surgery is scheduled at 9:05am why do i have to be there at 6:30???

and i think ive figured surgeons out these days. seeing that i work for one and all. they tell you in the office that the procedure is only going to take up to an hour. ok cool, but then when you pre-register the nice little lady tells you the doc has booked the O.R. for 190 minutes. Now as much as i really hate math, i can do this stuff. Thats 3 hours and 10 minutes.?.?.? hmmmm i say. But alass i have figured hes going to take 45 minutes to put a new ligament in and take a really really long lunch.

So lets give three cheers for the dead guy giving me his dead ligament. Can i get a thank you. Amen

new post..oh really you say??

once again nothing new to report on. ive been babysitting like crazy the past week and havent had time to post. grades were posted today...blah i did ok i suppose.

and last night was freaking hilarious i might add. thanks to none other than Kristen and Roger.

hmmmm and i already miss my britt britt!!! ok so im glad school is out but then again im not because now where are all my friends when i really want to go out?? oh and lastly the ACL surgery is may 10th, pencil me in so you can come and visit at 1002 BPR.

once again, boooo hiss for the bor-ing postola