Merry Christmas

ok so now that the gifts are opened i can officially say merry christmas. i hope all is well with the great world out there, and i hope everyone had the merriest christmas ever!! anyways ill be back with pics and more fun christmasie things from my grand santa experience!!!

shopping spree??

and who says that shopping this close to christmas isnt going to be fun? ok ok so i havent done a lick of shopping this season but that is what tomorrow is for. im hitting all the stores. and hopefully i will find everything i need. if not, well then you peeps will be getting some money for what you wanted and you can order it online!! so im totally stoked and pumped about my shopping trip!

on another note, the patio is holding up her own after surgery. she looks pretty good from what i can tell. but then again how good can one really look when doped up on pain meds? but she of course still looks her best!!!

anyways picking up the sister on friday. then take her back on freaking monday.. you people with real jobs suck because that means very little christmas break. i say that suckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuckasuck it suck to be a person with a real job. anyways 4 days and counting until santa makes his grand entrance at club 1002 B.P.R. oh yeah thats where the PAR-TAY's gonna be!! mimosa's and breakfast casserole..what what?? ok so here's the true question Lindz...mimosa's then church or church and then mimosa's???

work with me here..

nothingness

ok so nothing new to really report. but when is it ever. i did absolutely nothing this weekend and it was fabulous. well i take that back i went with JoAnn and Anna to the NCAA division 2 championship game on friday (appy state vs. northern iowa) it was pretty good but pretty darn cold. and we got hit on all night by old men. a little eww but nevertheless super fun. appy state ended up winning even though they played like shit the entire game until there was about 10 minutes left in the game and then they pulled out the win. imagine that. but i guess thats how the cookie crumbles.

JoAnnie and i get back to my house and the whole crew bails on us. not just bails on us but doesnt even call. how rude!! (ok well except DeAnna because shes the only one that called) so JoAnn and I threw down by ourselves. we par-tayed a little too hard because all day saturday we slept and then ate soup and crackers. it was rough. Then JoAnnie left and she went out saturday night and partied it up again. i was too chicken to get out again. that and i was super tired. so i sat my happy butt on the couch and watched tv and fell asleep. ahhhh life is wonderful.

so what did i get accomplished today?? once again absolutely nothing. ok i take that back i cleaned house today. it wasnt dirty or anything the "stuff" just needed to be picked up. and then patio and bobalicious invited me for dinner so i went and had some bonding time with the rents. then went to deanna banana's and hung out. had to go to the super K to find a board game to play though. we ended up getting trivial pursuit kids edition....hey if ya cant win with the regular one just take it down a notch or two. oh yeah it was the nickelodeon version so it had everything from pete & pete and doug to fairly odd parents and dora. im glad i babysit kids because i would have sucked at this game.

Patio's off to surgery tomorrow so everyone wish her luck. so ive got to man the fort tomorrow night while they kick it in dalton.

the Yolanda Laverne is coming in on friday and yes i will be picking her up in nashville so im assuming lindsay that CC is in order one of these danged ol trips we make...lol. but anyways my peeps hope all is well in all of your little worlds because mine is doing just fine at the moment!!!

Scary huh?

the fun list...

ok so now that the jingles are out of the way (unless of course bobalicious wants one) i can focus on myself again!!!! bahahaha just kidding. ive been called self-absorped for having a blog ya know. but i realize now that it's my blog and i can write about whatever i feel like. because if it was their blog then they would have the password. but overall i can be a good hearted person. i promise!! until i get called self-absorped that is. so here's to the non selfish part of me...everyone is getting a comment!!


1. Lindsay...best sista ever, and im not saying that just because shes my only one. ive met other sisters and not one has compared.
2. Patio...the hippest chick i know.
3. Bobalicious...He's my favorite dad for a reason...deep down he really knows how to par-tay!!
4. DeAnna Banana...craziest one yet but super fabulous (but i guess ya gotta be crazy to do what she does) and she wakes people up at IHOP really well!!! lol
5. JoAnn...funny as all get out. and this may sound stupid but a great person to shop with.
6. Phil...hahahaha phil phil phil, he's always there when you need him (especially to drive your car home!!!) i love this kid!
7. Zachary...one thing is for sure, this kid knows it all and is proud to share.
8. Mackenzie...by far the best farter i have ever known
9. Brittany...super fabulous even when she cant get the gas cap off her car.
10. Leighann...what can i say??? savior maybe. this girl rocks because she can keep anyone sane in mongo arm's class.
11. Sandy Bowe...there has to be an award for the best 2nd mom out there somewhere!!
12. Ashley...whats not to say about ashley...shes got it all.
13. Nikki...the coolest girl in the world to watch tv with. and definately a fantabulous roomie.
14. PDM...rocks my socks off, this dude is rockin!!!
15. Jeffie...even jeffie gets a comment!!! yeah!!! he likes my sister, he wants to hug her, he wants to kiss her. and im cool with that. jeffie cracks my shit up.
16. Bobbykkk...this kid could be my better half, he's fabulous and i love him to death...lol

ok so here's the deal..if ive forgotten anyone who would like to make the list (that i know) then just give a shout out because there are plenty more spots in this list!!

Patio's jingle (version tall, thin, rich, and beautiful)

Here's your danged ole jingle woman...

Patio Patio is oh so tall
that when im around i feel so small

Pat Pat is so thin
shes so thin that its a sin

patio patio is super rich
filthy rich that fabulous bitch

Pat Pat shes so pretty
she so pretty i could grab her titty

Patio Patio is so smart
shes so smart i wanna fart..again

When she sings it brings tears of joy
unless of course she brings a toy

When shes around shes super fun
unless of course she brings a gun

pat pat likes to talk on the tellie
expecially when its with great aunt nellie...bahahahahaha just kidding

I love my mommy with all my heart
so when shes near i hate to part

i love you WO-man

Lindsay Beth Yolanda Laverne Boyer

Lindsay Lindsay she's so smart
She's so smart I wanna fart

She can help you have no fear
In fact my peeps lets give a cheer!!

I have to say she's one fine sista
In fact right now I'd gladly Kissha...lol

She's so funny and quite the hoot
There's no way she'd get the boot

When I need her she's always there
Even though she's got bright orange hair

Lindsay Beth is as sweet as candy
in most regards she's even dandy

She's the sister I've always had
even though she can make me mad

as i finish up my jingle
just want to say she makes my heart tingle

being censored

ok guys so my dad is censoring my blogs and says i shouldnt be talking about my babysitting extravaganzas so my life is boring again. thats about it.

D-O-N-E!!!

give me a D, "D" you got your d i got my d now give me an O, "O" you got your O i got my O, now give me an N, "N" you got your N i got my N, now give me an E, "E" you got your E i got my E now what does that spell??? DONE DONE DONE DONE DONE. thats right my peeps, im DONE. I took my last exam this morning at 8am and it took me not even 20 minutes. 50 questions, mulitple choice...piece of cake!!! so you guys know what this means eh? its totally par-tay central around this joint. well that is until school starts on the 8th...why cant we be like most schools. have a winter intersession and go back after king martins bday? some things just baffle me.

so a few days has gone by...

ok so let me start out by saying that i have been busy. its that time of year again and well, you guys understand! anyways friday was super fun because we all went out and just let loose. Phil, JoAnn, and myself started out at big river where we ate some dinner. then it was off the R&B next door to see a band. Fun times. That's where we met up with Brit, her Unk, and friend. Then the DeAnna Banana showed up. the night literally rocked..haha gay i know! so after R&B DB and I headed to ihop because it was like 2:30 in the morningish. some food and a nap later at ihop it was time to go home. and of course i had to get up early to babysit! but i woke up with a smile on my face and a song in my heart.

ok so saturday was a day spend babysitting! first it was cameron and lola, and we went to build-a-bear. Lola built a purple sparkly pony named twinkle and cameron built a cute puppy dog and named it Pinto. Where do 4 year olds come up with names like Pinto? so then it was off to the Willage2 for some R&R. Like that was really going to happen. Phil and Jo and the Ash were there!!! so come 7 oclock i found myself at the bons. with the boys. It was a fabulous night of movies/bowling. ok so the neato part of bowling, I bowled 4 stikes in a row!! now this seems achievable and all but not with a 43 pound weight named mackenzie sitting on your left hip. oh yes it was done, and me and the mackster are such a tag team now. by the time the boys and i got home it was already time for bed. so we all three slept in zachary's room.

This paragraph unfortunately has been censored. sorry guys.

sunday was spent doing the usual nothing. went to church with the parentals, out to eat with the parentals, then to the parentals house. came back to 3115 and jo and i went shopping for the ash's xmas gifts. (hers are the ones wrapped in green in the pic) and basically last night jo and i watched extreme home makeover and greys anatomy and then the ash and i opened gifts and went to bed! and here i am now. 1 really long and boring post later!!!

ok so the opened gifts now!!

and the unopened presents

its christmas time here at 3115

Lucky number 7

so as most people would think, taking your ACT is a walk in the park. but not for me. as most of you know i have had the utmost tragic experiences taking my "favorite" test. so yesterday i took it for the 7th time. yes im a senior in college and having to take the ACT. but by an act of God himself, i have finally achieved the score i need for all my student teaching, PDS, and other activities i will find myself doing in school!!! some people say the 3rd time's a charm...i'll take my chances and stick it out for 7. it seems to be working!!

this is so totally me!!

a shout out to jeffie...

who's with me??

Zach and the Mackdaddy himself

who knew??

so who knew that going to Wal-Mart around Christmas time with my mother could actually be fun?? Of course i was looking tragic, and of course i ran into some peeps that i know. Who knew?

ok so friday was a day spent of babysitting, i made mucho dollaros though!! that's always a plus seeing that it is the giving season and all! but friday night i had my ever so famous boys, zach and mack. we ended up going to the movies and seeing chicken little in 3-D. ok so its a cute little movie i suppose but boy the headache afterwards from wearing the extra massively mongo glasses (that you get to keep mind you). But it was super fun. anyways we get home and i find out through mack no less that he has 2 girlfriends at school. ok so the kid is in the first grade, and has given mackdaddy a totally new meaning. but he then proceeds to tell me that he is having trouble keeping up with both of them and starts asking me for advice. now peeps, this is kinda where i draw the line!! a first grader is asking me love life advice. and what do i do of course...i sit back and enjoy the show. this kid is freaking hilarious. he tells me that he cant decide who to sit next to at lunch, and he cant decide what he should get them for christmas. and then he tells me that the only reason he is "going out" with one of the girls is to make Michael, his friend, jealous because michael and girl used to "go out". i love my job.

i cant wait to see what monday brings when i pick them up from school and take them to karate...maybe another screaming fit by duncan..my mother would have beaten me within an inch of my life if i had pulled that little stunt. aw yeah but it was a show to watch in the parking lot!! more on that another day!

It's that time of year again!!!

ok so for those of you who dont know im sending out christmas cards this year...yes i know how exciting. and if you should so receive one you should feel priveledged and extra special to know that im thinking of you....now not to say that i dont think of everyone of you all the time, but for some of you, i dont have an address. now if you should feel so inclined to receive a christmas card then send them my way. and i will be sure to send you a card so you too can feel loved!! but heres the deal...i know that everyone on here is just so super smart!!! so send your addresses to me via email, facebook, myspace, snail mail if you must, AIM, or heck send me a christmas gram (now that would be wicked hot). so hope to hear from you soon!!! cheers!