and The Weekend is FINALLY Here!!!..

Ok so its been a long one. i thought i would never leave school today. and time just wasnt moving fast enough. (apparently nobody was standing in their driveway naked looking at a sundial!!) Like those things actually work. But my time apparently ran out this evening and i came home and crashed. well not really. after being up since oh i dont know 6 this morning because my body just said, "hey sara, i dont think you are going back to sleep..na na nah booboo." yes that was me wide awake this morning.

so i went to class this morning like any normal college student would and took a quiz over some kids in an enchanted world, turkish delite, and the slaying of a lion. not to mention said lion being resurrected and the whole world lives happily ever after.....well at least in narnia. Allegory?? Coincidence?? I think not. met up with bobalicious after my quiz then went to class with the femi-nazis. which actually wasnt too bad today. what class cant be interesting when your teacher throws out the words "hostile vagina". needless to say it was a little graphic.

on being productive today well...i wrote 2 papers. thats a plus i suppose.
on being creative today...i think not (as we are all painstakingly seeing in sara's blog tonight)
on being so lazy that i havent moved out of my bed since 6:30pm....yes!!! i have conquered that quest. not even a bathroom break. not even dinner. I do love my laptop for these reasons.

ok yeah im going to bed. but i think that i will take a potty break and brush the teefers first (ooooo and maybe not in that order!!! what now?)

d*mnit ashley...

i think the phrase of the weekend has to go to the ash. damnit ashley, you did it again!!! but heres the low down on the weekend..

-we found out that 25 jagar bombs might have a slight affect on a person.
-then again we also found out that with the 25 jagar bombs, not the slightest hangover occured.
-merideth is a dirty rotten whore.
-i want a george
-the mcdonalds on dayton blvd opened on wednesday and i think the ash and nik ate every meal there this weekend. minus the pizza they ate tonight.
-i have too much school work to actually care about anything right now.
-it gets kinda cold in your bedroom if you accidentally leave the window open in the dead of winter.
-mean people suck
-have i mentioned that im having to drive a rental car?
-i read a book called Panda Cake dont get too excited its a childrens book. it was discouraging. damn pandas and your cake.
-ive been really mean lately...almost too mean for my taste.

happy freaking february 15th!!!

sad day. im not going into much detail on this one...

1. had a car wreck
2. not my fault
3. Had to get the car towed
4. had to go to the hospital
5. im fine though
6. left the hospital with joann, her car wouldnt start
7. had to get a rental car
8. its a freaking pontiac sunfire
9. BAD FREAKING DAY.

and a happy valentines day to you mrs. robinson...

so its valentines day....and dangit if i cant give my theory out about valentines day because its in my seester way late valentines card. SHEESH. (yes the postal service and myself dont mesh well apparently...how many of you really knew that stamps were .39 cents now?) you can all put your hands down now. but anyways...

back the the subject....i have a inserted a small valentines diddy for you guys.

some valentines day advice...
don't kiss your hunny
when your nose is runny
you may think its funny
but it's snot.

but for those of you who happen to be single on this glorious day (yes im single too girls) but i will always have a valentine no matter what. Thanks patio!! you rock. that and who needs a valentine when you have a fabulous roomate. but some things that you should remember on a singles valentines day...

1. If youre feeling kinda down...go and get your hair cut and colored...hey it worked for the ash.
2. You can always find your local friend brittany to cheer you up with her witty comments about burrito flavored conversation hearts.
3. contrary to popular belief, (if you are really down) you should forgo the cheesy love films and throw in an action flick. you should convince yourself that the calendar is WRONG. it's not really valentines day its just a regular old day.
4. feeling like white trash this valentines day? you too can buy temporary tatoos and plaster them all over your breasts. Now that's hot.
5. Acts of desparation or reaching out for companionship is excusable. however, mrs. Robinson is NOT. You do not want to join the i make out with minors club.
6. ALWAYS (and i mean always) shave your legs....just in case!!!
7. Just for kicks, park it outside victoria's secret and watch the dirty old men find lingerie for their 22 year old brides or their trailer trash mistresses with tatoos on their boobs.
8. Avoid..and i mean AVOID all thoughts of the near assurance that your parents will in fact do the dirty deed. EWWW.
9. if and only if your parental units tell you about their hot and steamy night, throw in the fact that you had dirty raunchy pig sex with a complete stranger. you will get fabulous looks.
10. IF ALL ELSE FAILS...DRINK CHEAP WINE IN YOUR BED WITH YOUR ROOMATE!!!

happy valentine's day kids.

blasphemy i tell you...

MY GRANDMA IS HOLDING MY PUPP E. DOGG HOSTAGE UNTIL I TEACH HER STUFF ABOUT THE INTERNET. SOMEONE CALL THE NATIONAL GAURD.

"Blue Moon"..who knew she had it in her!!!

As the ash would say, "sara got the case of the 24-hour art bug". all i wanted to do today was paint. and well im glad i did because my friends we have found a new ar-teest. little miss ash can paint!!! woohoo, not only can she paint but she likes it!!! score! me on the other hand, my painting isnt near done...i went for the large canvas today and as much as i hate to say this...its looking like a giraffe neck at the moment!! but that could just be the paint thinner talking too!!! Even britt britt got in on some action...yeah, it was just a painting party!!!

had some good laughs tonight at SNS, britt britt, the ash, my gangsta bitch phil and jess, and myself had an alright time. then again who wouldnt with such great people.

hey but i did learn something today!!! britt britt has a fondness for the phrase "shut-up" even when people arent talking. what thats all about i havent the slightest!!

had some fun this weekend...actually had a little too much fun. but a special thanks to jody d, nick e, bobby k, and megan for not really freaking out too much!!! but in the end it all worked out...found the phone, wallet, keys, and purse, and even had a fun talk with bkkk at lunch. which reminds me, its application time again!!

This One's for Phil...

Random Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

2. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

3. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

4. Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

5. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

6. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

7. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

8. The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

9. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

10. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

11. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.

12. Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

ahhh and there are so so so so many more.

I'm a Liar and I'm OK with That

ok so i didnt post the other night. i lied. get over it. nothing eventful has been going on. i had the boys for an entire week that was fun. the ash and i got mani's and pedi's today. that was fun. the ash and i watched chicago and drank wine in my bed last night. that was fun. got a free meal and good fun last night at the b's hey guess what? that was fun.