chachingle bells chachingle bells...

ok i am so poor. i need a little chachingle these days. if anyone wants to give me some cash flow i might be able to get the ash to flash you or somthing!!! kidding, not really trying to sell out the roomie. so speaking of ash, we should be decorating sometime soon. weve got the supplies now all we need is the will power. unless some handsome strapping young lad would like to come over and help??? so i went to the 'rents house to steal the ladder to put up said decorations...yes it was successfully done! but do you realize how hard it is to get an 8 foot ladder in a honda civic?? IT CAN BE DONE

nothing really too exciting to report on the homefront these days. thanksgiving was filled with too much family time!!! the hockey game was a bust because the preds played like jelly. but on my way up to the hotel room after the game (in the elevator) i was about head to knee with a san fransisco 49er. that was kinda cool.

ive actually gotten to hang out with deanna banana for a couple days now. which is pretty cool because i never get to see her anymore. so basically we threw down on friday night. lets just say a long time no see between the say-ray and deanna banana makes for an interesting night. sadly, no arrests we made though.

just in a blah kinda mood..

so i just finished a research paper with no help from anyone...thanks guys!! i tried bribing my sister with monetary rewards to write my paper for me, but would she??? nope. she claims that she doesnt do scholarly work anymore...i guess that just makes her what we know as common folk around these here woods.

went out to dindin with with the boyer side of the family tonight. sorry jeffie, but they are related to your beloved linzbeth. and yes sadly that means that they are also related to me. JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUVE MET PATIO'S SIDE THOUGH!!! put both of them together in a melting pot and what do you get....probably a civil war but whats a little war going to hurt?

just returned from oxford, ms. i went to visit only the greatest girls in the world!! had a blast as always, even though i got my booty handed to me playing monopoly by a certain mr. sean stubbs. but i hung in there, it wouldnt have been so bad if matt hadnt given up. but that is neither here nor there. ok yeah and ole miss got stomped by lsu 40-7 or something like that..all i know is that it was super cold.

and the highlight of my entire weekend, for those of you who dont already know...i got clocked in "police jurisdiction, AL" as i would like to call it. in other words in the middle of freaking nowhere ALABAMA, i got clocked at a whopping 68 mph. but heres the kicker peeps, i got pulled over doing 68 in a 65 mph zone. do these people really not have anything better to do? and according to my ticket i was "speeding and PRUDENT" so in other words im a cautious speeder. i want to think he got his words mixed up.

OK so a little delayed...

SO SUE ME..these few pictures are from labor day. yes i just found the camera like yesterday and had the film developed!! yeah thats what im talking about.

anyways really nothing new to rant on about except sadly i have not received one application, although i heard through the grape vine that one is going to be turned in over thanksgiving. A shout out to JEFFIE for being the brave first soul to submit. Kudos to you dude! as a matter of fact take double kudos on that one.

ahhhh although wait a minute..i did have A BLAST FROM MY PAST MOMENT yesterday. I sara allison boyer, watched and am proud to say, "The Brave Little Toaster" Am i allowed to say that i love the 80's? Lita Ford rocks my face off ("I went to a party last Saturday night. I didn't get laid, I got in a fight. Uh huh, it ain't no big thing. Late for my job and the traffic was bad had to borrow ten bucks from my old man. Uh huh, it ain't no big thing....Kiss me once, Kiss me twice, come on pretty baby KISS ME DEADLY!!") i am all about some leg warmers and neon spandex.

alexis and her sexy boot dance

Jessica and I thowing down in O-town

application...house boy needed for 3115

Last Name: _____________________
Middle Initial: ____
First Name: _____________________

1. Position Applied For: ___ Eye Candy ___ Tattletale ___ Sucker ___ Head Cheese

2. Are you a Brown-Noser? ___ Yes ___ No

3. Can you pass a lie detector test? ___Yes ___ No

Date of birth: ___________________________
Favorite Drink: _________________________
Horoscope Sign: ________________________
Home Phone: ___________________________
Email Address: ________________________
Favorite Bar: ___________________________
Favorite Color: _________________________
Car Make/Color: ________________________
Cell Phone: ____________________________
Chat Handle: _________________________

Please list any emotional hang-ups that you have in the space below and include a list of meds that you take for this:
________________________________________
________________________________________

How many times a week do you bathe/shower?
___ None (afraid of being sucked down the drain)
___ 1-3 (when flies mistake me for a pile of shit)
___ 4-6 (high hopes of getting intimate with someone)
___ 7 or more (have every brand of shower gel on the market and not enough days in a week to try them all)

The toilet breaks and needs repaired, what do you do?
___ Get the duct tape out and fix it myself.
___ Wait and see if it will miraculously fix itself.
___ Hire someone to fix it.
___ Choose to do nothing and use the gas station’s restroom for the rest of the year.

How do you feel about washing dishes?
___ Love playing in bubbles and beg for people to dirty more dishes.
___ Only when company is coming.
___ Out of the question, I might break a nail.
___ I’m allergic to dish soap.
___ I consider dirty dishes to be a work of art and stack them all over the house/apt. as decorations.

How do you feel about mowing the lawn and misc. yard work?
___ Can’t wait to get the rider out so I can chase the neighbor’s cat around the yard.
___ Hire a lawn care company.
___ Just set it on fire once a year.
___ Do nothing at all, I enjoy living in a jungle.

Which best describes your cooking?
___ I must be an excellent cook because everyone I know eats at my house.
___ I burn everything and the dog refuses to eat it.
___ I have all the delivery places on speed dial.
___ I don’t cook, I have my own personal chef.

Do you read bedtimes stories? Yes__ No__
Can you dispose of dead bodies? Yes__ No__
Do you do laundry? Yes__ No__
Do you like wearing an apron? Yes__ No__
Can you clean up vomit? Yes__ No__
Will you go to the store for tampons? Yes__ No__

Along with application please submit a cologne sample.

Signature:____________________________ Date:______________________

more reasons why i love my seester

1. She's the only one I have.
2. She let me use her notebooks for high school/some college classes (that is until patio threw them out.)
3. She could probably throw down at a hodown.
4. She understands me like no one i know.
5. She still lets me sleep with her on christmas eve.
6. if we are driving down the road and a song comes on the radio that she feels has been over played she will, WITH DRAMATIC FLARE, change the channel. and i heart her for this. it makes me giggle.
7. She buys me things.
8. She helps me with my homework and doesnt even know it sometimes.
9. She gets really aggravated at me and occasionally writes a paper for me.
10. She cleans up nicely!!
11. She can dress herself
12. She introduced me to IKEA.
13. And by far coming in as my favorite reason to love my sister (by popular vote of course) she is the only regular commenter on my little blog. this is why people, she happens to be my favoritest, bestest, specialist, importantest, person in the world.

way too much fun this weekend

ok so yeah this weekend was total fun....with being lazy, and football games, and babysitting.

so let me just tell you about my little weekend. ok so i met up with derek and susan and oh say like 10 other people that i had no idea and we tailgated before the UTC game. ok yeah so its not real tailgating but its something to do before a sucky game. anyways we started around 11:30 and about noon someone brought the keg. way too much fun. the game started at 2 and by halftime we had floated the keg. so funny story though about said keg. so i ran into to todd, kristi, the boys, and pat and nancy at the game. and todd and pat followed me back out to the pavillion and started drinking with me. a little crazy at first, but a fun time had by all. so by the end of the game i was so tanked but i did call for a safe ride. i was picked up and taken home and by 10 or so i had completely sobered up and phil came over and me him and nik went for a little ride so he could get my car.

my weekend in a nutshell....drank with the father of the kids that i babysit for. FABULOUS!!!

At Halloween--Why Pumpkins are Better than Men

1. They're always there on the front porch waiting for you.
2. No matter what mood you are in, they always greet you with a big smile!
3. Every year, a whole new crop to choose from.
4. One makes better pie.
5. If you don't like his looks you can just carve him a new face!
6. If he starts smelling up the place, you can always just toss him in the street.
7. Squash is a source of beta-carotene and that's good for you.
8. You know a pumpkin has an empty, mush-filled head from the get go.
9. A pumpkin's only turned on when you want him to be.

thank you ash for the halloween card...its fabulous

i am someone's special special child!!

give me the sucker dangit...

kissy kissy...